ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

(via googlemonochrome)

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2 hours ago

ring-around-the-robin:

trying to kill off an OC you’ve become attatched to

(Source: 100percento, via googlemonochrome)

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2 hours ago

greencrook:

greencrook:

greencrook:

There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.  

He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing. 

Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”. 

(via libraryoftheancients)

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2 hours ago
freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

(via bookhangovers)

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2 hours ago

Some pointless colour things that may or may not be relevant

dottoraqn:

just-a-line-to-say:

So we all know that colours are written in the format #000000 and a while ago I saw a thing about how #246010 is this colour and this happens:

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So then, because I’m investigating juxtaposition, I wondered what colour ‘246010’ is backwards, and I am so angry right now because #010642 is:

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And you’ll never guess what the goddamn costume department did

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YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW ANGRY I AM

That is a+ costume design and I am slightly in awe.

(via vergess)

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2 hours ago

missanniehall:

Galaxy Quest (1999)

I had originally not wanted to see Galaxy Quest because I heard that it was making fun of Star Trek. Then Jonathan Frakes rang me up and said ‘You must not miss this movie! See it on a Saturday night in a full theater.’ And I did, and of course I found it was brilliant. Brilliant. No one laughed louder or longer in the cinema than I did. - Patrick Stewart

(via fructosebat)

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f0xf0ce:

framboisette:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

fuoco-go:

runaeveena:

feelitinyourbones:

wweird:

chasing-a-starlight:

Two mama cats who gave birth at the same time, co-mothering their eight new babies.
However, I prefer to think of them as a lesbian cat couple.

lesbian cat couple yes good


cat otp


i felt the otp coming on
here

ITS BACK ON MY DASH :D
I will always, ALWAYS reblog the lesbian cat moms
Raising their kittens together and being adorable little lesbian kittehs
Also that artwork is the best okay just
HAPPY LESBIAN CATS

So my heart just sort of happily exploded

Pfft, this is my first reblog in a month but even I will never not reblog lesbian kitty moms

f0xf0ce:

framboisette:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

fuoco-go:

runaeveena:

feelitinyourbones:

wweird:

chasing-a-starlight:

Two mama cats who gave birth at the same time, co-mothering their eight new babies.

However, I prefer to think of them as a lesbian cat couple.

lesbian cat couple yes good

cat otp

image

i felt the otp coming on

here

ITS BACK ON MY DASH :D

I will always, ALWAYS reblog the lesbian cat moms

Raising their kittens together and being adorable little lesbian kittehs

Also that artwork is the best okay just

HAPPY LESBIAN CATS

So my heart just sort of happily exploded

Pfft, this is my first reblog in a month but even I will never not reblog lesbian kitty moms

(Source: charm-0ffensive, via floki-the-littlest-viking)

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8 hours ago

indiepopsicle:

breelandwalker:

Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.” 

McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.

DO YOU NEED A COUGH DROP, DOLORES?!

(Source: excepttheeyes, via irenebadler)

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Posted
10 hours ago

Chris Pratt and Sebastian Stan being adorable idiots. 

(Source: emmafoundtallahassee, via becauseitsrandom)

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10 hours ago

aewgliriel:

brokenponycutiemark:

hideback:

Abandoned.

…Near the village of Braachaat, outside Antwerp, Belgium. The last photo shows a grotto-like cave under the mansion that may have been used as a bar in the past.

(via glitterqueen80)

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10 hours ago

danverskate:

"De Caestecker delivers perhaps his best performance to date in the series, proving once again that while he may be called on to deliver the comic relief, he is equally adept at drama. We’ve been treated to seeing Fitz grow as a field agent over the course of the series. While he can’t stop the tears, Fitz is anything but a coward as he faces off against Garrett.” (x)

(via amyateyourtepig)

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10 hours ago

acceptmyshine:

Beyoncé || Independence 

(Source: , via thewriterchick)

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11 hours ago
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