cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

(Source: ven0moth, via nsome)

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fentanylcocoa:

sizvideos:

Video

omfg please how great is this even lmao

(via unisex-unicorns)

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Update on that comic con horror story →

kakaphoe:

bogleech:

So like, apparently the girl who was found bloody and seemingly beaten in the street says she has no recollection of being attacked by a person, and according to current reports, it’s been deduced that she tripped and fell six feet onto concrete and had a…

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This is the Hogwarts Express, reblog to get on it.

lilyrosecrisstheklainer:

draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin:

riddlemetom:

image

image

Never rebloged faster

(via amyateyourtepig)

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adore-castiel:

thisisglorious:

faeriesandlakes:

concious-anonymous:

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

How would girls feel if it said “Female Tears” ??

Oh lord.

probably

the

same

way

we

feel

when

we

see

these.

FUCKING THANK YOU

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(Source: cr33pyb0y, via thewriterchick)

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fuckyeahsimmonsward:

For the fans: here’s Elizabeth reading the secret last page of Ep. 117 Turn, Turn, Turn. [X]

fuckyeahsimmonsward:

For the fans: here’s Elizabeth reading the secret last page of Ep. 117 Turn, Turn, Turn. [X]

(via fructoselollipop)

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bulletbutt:

So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”

I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:

“Because I’m full of bees”

I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.

(Source: fireyams, via googlemonochrome)

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a-long-time-ago-on-gallifrey:

deaths-impala:

iveneverhadnutella:

This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”

please say you slapped him

im just gonna keep reblogging this until he finds it

hes here somewhere

(Source: shinyjpg, via amyateyourtepig)

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

(Source: saltwaterandink, via vergess)

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thingsfortwwings:

hiyasdoodles:

wuqs:

important: groot can grow his own flower crown

image

my hand slipped

[Image: A portrait of Groot; he’s wearing a flower crown.]

(via libraryoftheancients)

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vvidowsbite:

capsbvcky:

i can’t get over the knife scene in cap2 because the winter soldier is trying so hard to stab steve

image

but he keeps on dodging

image

which makes him so frustrated he just pushes him away

image

like gOD LET ME FUCKING FINISH THIS

# GOD STEVE JUST LET ME STAB YOU

(via afadingoctober)

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